WEDDING | Beware Of The Consequences

Before wedding -
"you are my heart, you are my love"

After wedding -
"you don't get on my nerve."

Before wedding -
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"

After wedding -
"you are worse than godzila. "

Before wedding -
Roses are red, violets are blue
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

After wedding -
Roses are dead, I am blue
You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding -
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding -
You want to go, he says lei tang-la

Before wedding -
She enjoys his looks

After wedding -
She enjoys his cheque book

Before wedding -
Shopping at Sogo, Lot 10 and StarHill

After wedding -
Shopping at Pasar Malam at Chow Kit

Before wedding -
She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding -
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding -
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill

After wedding -
Furthest you go is Gasing Hill

Before wedding -
He opens the car door

After wedding -
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding -
She / he was your ideal

After wedding -
She / he becomes your ordeal

Hahaha, then who want's to get married? ME!! :D